Monday, June 16, 2008

So what is up with the sperm?

Seriously, Nonie, dear sister of mine, What is UP with the SPERM?????
For full affect please chant the following as if you are a cheerleader:
"Yes, Yes,
Yes, you do,
you have eggs.
Now what to do?"

Dear reader,
I am posting this without prior sisterly approval. Nonie could be peeved about my question. But I have always had a knack for asking the Big-Hairy-Elephant-in-the-room-question that few are willing to ask out loud but EVERYONE is thinking.

P.S. If any of you have any experience acquiring sperm from a known or unknown donor please feel free to leave advice.


Schuyler said...

I know people who have done studies of sperm banks and who women choose from sperm banks. David and some other guys who were grad students at UNM thought about seeing if they could travel across the U.S. only using funds they got for being sperm donors. The thought of having mini-thems all over the U.S. kind of freaked them out though. There is also the book by Roald Dahl, My Uncle Oswald, which might amuse, if nothing else.

DMV Gringo said...

I have some healthy nut you can borrow.
Just ask Xumei.
She can authenticate it's potent virility.
Better yet, meet me for a personal donation event.
You won't regret it.